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13 March 2012 @ 01:44 am
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"you gotta spend a lot for this behavior, if it aint about a dollar, i'm a holla at ya later"
 
 
06 January 2012 @ 03:03 am
I realize its only January but, I'm gonna go ahead and award quote/question of the year to ian. Because I'm as kind as I am cruel, I messaged ian to wish him a happy new year. The conversation quickly turned to pleas for re entry into my world and well...

bitchboyian(01/03/2012 9:57:07 PM) :Can't I earn another chance somehow?
proper.princess(01/03/2012 9:59:33 PM) : I don't think so. High on your laundry list of problems is your lack of imagination..
proper.princess(01/03/2012 10:00:07 PM) : you screwed up huge and made no attempt at fixing things so..
bitchboyian2(01/03/2012 10:01:16 PM) : I can be imaginative. What were You thinking?

I know most of you clueless ignorami are gagging for guidance but, damn. I sincerely hope no one tries to top this bird brain mess.
 
 
30 December 2011 @ 01:24 am

Friday I'll be in and out, off and on. Beg to be broken.
YIM: exxxxpensive
 
 
17 December 2011 @ 04:28 pm

What's shakin', bacon?

How's the holiday season treating you? Strapped in on the emotional roller coaster, hands in the air hoping the plunge doesn't kill you? Enjoy the ride, darling. Soon enough the year will be over and you can close another chapter of the joke that is your life.

Blind item: Which little shop and spooge boy bot cash cock is visiting NYC very soon but is bricking it over meeting yours truly? I hope he gets over his jitters. It's time for us to hook up and get weird.

I've been meaning to ask for a while: What was this all about?

I'm ever so curious.


 
 
06 December 2011 @ 02:11 am

Stop me if you've heard this one. I've been hella busy. The fact that I have to do un princesslike tasks all the time is nothing short of criminal. Still, I take the time to snap and upload images like the one above. A few words + stunning visual = bitch boy worship ritual. Simple math, really. All that's left is confessing what that means to you. Is it dropping  your man panties and pawing your bits? Do you kneel and pray that I'll notice you one day? Maybe you pray to remain unnoticed because its safer that way.
Whatever the case may be, you can tell me. It'll be our little secret.
 
 
 
18 November 2011 @ 11:11 pm
I absolutely hate winter. The one bright spot is a new series of Misfits. Misfits is easily my biggest entertainment obsession and sadly, it doesn't air in the United States. I spend about an hour or two on Sunday evenings looking for streams or downloads, then I spend the week waiting to do it all over again. I'm blowing the bitch whistle because I want someone else to do this for me. For the next 4 weeks, I want the episodes ripped, uploaded, and in my inbox before my pretty head hits the pillow. Also, I want the files converted so I can watch them on my ipod. Should any savvy boy bot choose to accept this job, you'll be rewarded with the feeling of not being useless for a little while.

I woke up to some articulate praise about my last entry from chris: "oh oh oh, that's SO hot!" I'll tell you what's hot.

When you get all weak for my sweet cheeks and beg to shop for me. That's like, Africa hot ;)
 
 
16 November 2011 @ 01:58 pm
Because even a cynic like me can still see silver linings, I'm gonna flip failure into something positive. When local boy ian made the transition from clumsy admirer to almost adept servant, I was pleased. When he revealed that his fantasies revolved around being degraded at my feet literally, I was excited. I could tease him with toe wiggles and giggles. I'd be able to see him struggle to not make a mess of himself. I could whisper in his ear that huffing my sneakers was acceptable but, he'd have to graduate to feeling my soles on his face. Lots of scenarios went through my mind. Each one leaving ian a more hooked and humble bitch.

In the end, ian was incapable of treating me with the respect I deserve. Following one of many fuck ups and preceding his dismissal, he had this to say:

"There is better in me, I swear it.  I want to give it all to you.  I am ashamed that I keep screwing up but I'm faced with challenges that far exceed anything I've ever encountered in you."

Whoa. you'd think I asked for a coat made of Pegasus wings. Truth is, I don't want a whole lot. All I want is to wreak havoc on your psyche. I want to change your post session comedown from OMG, why am i like this? to OMG, i'm so happy i'm like this! I want you to forget about courting a woman and the endgame being intercourse. The path I lead you down is paved with heartache and perversion. The best part is, this path has no end and there is no rock bottom. I can always inflict more pain and invent new ways to tear your manhood to shreds.


Is serving me a challenge? Sure but, it's a lot better than not serving me at all.
 
 
23 October 2011 @ 02:37 pm
What sort of attempts have been made at keeping me content and entertained?



Some amazon GC's were fetched, and whipped bitch ian snapped up a green dot to cover my mani/pedi on Friday. Was he grateful?

Duh.

If you need me, I'll be at my house of worship. You probably call it the mall ;)
 
 
15 October 2011 @ 12:57 pm
"you just have a really convenient  subspace highway running through your head that I like to use..."




One of two new pairs of boots from a drooling meathead called ian.

The other pair, dress and corset from chris. Put pulling it on pause for a moment and send me MORE.
exxxxpensive@gmail.com

 
 
27 September 2011 @ 02:32 am
I've had an account on fetlife for a while. It's not as bad as collarme concerning trolls and occasionally, I'm able to lurk/take part in a decent discussion. The other day a domme posted an intro to one of the findom groups I'm a member of and the first reply was this:

"Sorry to disappoint you but in my thinking most slaves like varied tasks and not just pay pay pay. I may be wrong but your chance of finding a pure pay slave is very low"

Goof number one is, this post was not a call for discussion or debate. Nor was the OP asking for advice on how to snare subs. Why this thing that claims to be a slave piped up with his two cents is beyond me. Goof number two is the implication that a domme must alter her terms to meet the sub's criteria.
wheretheydodatat?
My response to that bit of blazing wrongness was: "What most slaves like/want/need isn't relevant, really. Miss J has outlined her terms and slaves have the option of serving her way or serving someone else. I'll never stop being stunned at this sort of backwards "sub" attitude." The "slave" disagreeed: "Well i am very suprised by your statement  it is not what i would expect from a Mistress who would appear from her profile to be expierenced, inteligent and mature. Its more something a young girl with no idea of what the BDSM, Dom/sub (call it what you wish) scene would come out with. To me its ALL about what a sub needs and desires or is Financial Domination somehow different to other forms of Domination. Surely its about two people getting together, talking and explaining what they are looking for, finding common ground and taking it from there or well just walking away because they are not a match. Unless your saying that its the way a Domme says or no way at all and if thats the case please look back at original post !! Pure pay pay slaves are very rare so if thats what she is hoping for she may be unlucky."

In the interest of not completely hijacking the domme's post, I brought this over here to my LJ. Plus, I know there are some baby birds who need to be fed my philosophy on servitude. Take notes because there will be a test.

I stand by what I said seven hundred percent. I present my terms, demands, and expectations for the aspiring servant to absorb. If the things that blow my skirt up don't inspire any movement in your heart pants, you are welcome-no-encourgaed to keep it pushing. My experiences in the scene have helped to shape my outlook on things. Age, not so much. I've been around long enough to know that catering to submissives or even indulging humiliation junkies for a price isn't my bag. A boy hoping to find himself under my rule should express his needs and desires.What's the catch? He needs to provide and desires a life where he is used and emasculated daily. He needs to know that my needs and desires trump everything. Yes, my way is the only way.